99 Bottles

I might have to warn that the contents may contain explicit language. Jay said 99 problems but a "B" ain't one, well I'll be damn. The "B" came in the form of a bully and a coward today, both I despise and both I've been. The "B" came in the form of another dose of bad luck and seriously by now I've had enough to make the average person go jump in the lake. Combine the bullISH with mother nature beating down my back with her cousins headache and cramps tagging along. It has truly been a two middle fingers day. I'll be damn what else can go wrong. Nevermind don't answer that. This is enough to drive a sane person crazy and I'm far from a full deck, so trust when I say I'm close to exploding. I know 99 bottles can't resolve my issues, but ONE is just not enough. I'll drink to that!!