WOW

That moment in which you have nothing more to say. Stuck between speechless and unbelievable. That once I get over the shock I might have to open a can of whoop ass. If you were not paralyzed by the ridiculousness of this situation you would have to pray your Hail Mary's, while wondering what the H. WOW... leaves you shaking your head, laughing at yourself because you invited this mess. The joke is on you, the unsuspecting soul and all you did was open your front door. My emotions are so stuck tonight that my body is numb, while my mind is racing, but I will remain a classy lady.