Sasha is evil!!!

Sasha has been beating my behind lately...I find myself relapsing in all the areas that allow her to triumph. Her victories don't just invade my body, but she has weaseled her way back into my mind. I feel her mostly in my legs when it is a struggle to walk and in my neck where she has this vice grip daring me to make another move. The gym has not been my friend and well my trainer has removed me from the books. Logically I know that if I start to whip her behind again that many of the mental struggles I am tormented with will evaporate as my happy hormones begin to release throughout my body. Please say a prayer for Sasha, because the word always defeats the devil and even at her cutest plumpness she is still the enemy. Just evil!!!